I'll bum a pack
of cigarettes
from my neighbor
who is French,
for when you
wake up and
are hungry and
me, horny.

You can smoke them
on the balcony.
There's not much
of a view, only
11th avenue
construction, and
you'll have to
close the door
behind you, since
my dog's allergic.
to the smell.

And if you want
I'll make you
the old packet
of croissants
from the freezer.
I like to watch
them rise, so
I'll press my face
against the oven
window,
and when I do,
I'll probably want
to stick my head
inside as well.